Zodiac Files: Scorpio are really….
doing the dishes and a piece of food touches your hand and you’re like
Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
I will always reblog this.
Hey look John Green being a decent man, and an awesome mentor for his thousands of thousands of followers and fans who are girls.
Man what an asshole.
Can I just say that I love him bc he’s actually teaching girls to appreciate themselves for who they are and not change themselves because it may not be “what boys want”.
And since when is it bad for girls to be smart? That is some misogynistic bullshit right there. If you think that it’s bad if a girl is smarter than you, then maybe you should become smarter and maybe then you’ll realize how much of a stupid dick knob you’re being.
Keep doing what you’re doing john green, you’re a beautiful human being.
be the person your dog thinks you are
Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere